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Mean old Dana Peters is at it again. On his way home he was crossing by a service station in the candy aisle he picked up a bag of dried shrimp skins with all their legs and eyes and everything intact yet you could see through them somehow. He also decided to pick up a package of tampons too. As he was leaving the station he opened the door and started laughing to himself. The next night On Halloween when the kids came to his door they'd say "Trick Or Treat" and he'd hand the girls a dried shrimp skin and the boys a tampon he'd reach quickly into their bags so they wouldn't see it and sometimes would carefully pull out some of their candy to keep for himself then he'd say "Here's your treat" and slammed the door laughing. Then after the kids went away he snuck out and started knocking on other peoples doors waiting till it was past midnight and would ride his bike to the next one before they had a chance to open the door. But then his shoelace got caught on his bike when he was riding with a big sack of candy drooping on his basket he came crashing into a garbage can he got up OOOOOOOOWWW! Picked up his bag and decided to dress up like a forest goblin, he tied twigs to his back and wore a big brim hat and had a lumpy prickly face. He got down in the garbage can and waited when the last of the kids were coming home with their candy sacks Dana would jump out and grab the bags and roll away in the garbage can laughing. But instead the garbage truck came and the claw reached out and tried to grab the can but it was too heavy so the Garbage man got out and looked inside was a 300+ pound forest goblin. The Garbage man was so startled by it he kicked the can and it went rolling down the hill with the candy flying everywhere. Dana got out and kept walking into someones fence cause he was so dizzy that it woke up the owners and they called the police and by the time Dana Peters got on his bike the police were in pursuit of a big man with a prickly face intoxicated riding a bicycle leaving a trail of candy swerving all over the road until he was pulled over. They got out and made him clean up the street until 4 in the morning picking up the remains of his candy that the garbage man and cops ran over.

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from Haunted Halloween Hits, released October 25, 2016

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Scrap Rabbit is an experimental project that began in 2010 and has been active on a regular basis since. Starting with Circle Of Chaos album, then Rabid Remixes, Energy Storm and more soon followed. As well an extensive numbered video series.

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